Me: Next year, I'll have no more acne, I'll have the best clothes, I'll have a boyfriend, I'll lose weight, I'll get straight A's
Life: Nope
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind
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Compilation of Tom Delonge singing the word “time”
special thank you to stevedelaney22
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER OMFGGGG. DEAD
oh god
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theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
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you’re not a real fan of god unless you read the original bible when it first came out
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